Ceramic reptile mugs. Each mug features a different reptile, and each reptile and amphibian mug comes with their own saying. 
Magnificent Tree Frog Mug - I used to be a people person. Then people ruined it for me.
Emerald Tree Monitor Mug- You read my mug. That was enough interaction for one day.
Pilbara Death Adder Mug - Let's take a moment to see if I'm a morning person....      ....no
Freshwater Crocodile Mug - I wake up with a good attitude ever day.      Then idiots happen.
Northen Blue-tongued Lizard - Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
 
There are limited stock numbers with the amphiban mugs and the reptile mugs.